10 NEW crappy movies according to ChatGPT

Give me a list of 10 new crappy movies.

I'm sorry, but as a language model AI, I do not have the ability to know the current released movies, but here are 10 movies that were critically panned in recent years:

(I ask him again to write a sarcastic synopsis for each of them)

"Holmes and Watson" (2018)

"Holmes and Watson" - a film so thrilling, it'll have you on the edge of your seat... from boredom. Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly star as the legendary detective duo Sherlock Holmes and Dr. John Watson, who are tasked with solving the mystery of the sinister Professor Moriarty. With Ferrell and Reilly's signature brand of humor, which ranges from juvenile to outright offensive, a script that takes itself far too seriously, and supporting performances that are as wooden as they are forgettable, "Holmes and Watson" is a triumph of bad filmmaking. It's a must-see for anyone who appreciates the art of so-bad-it's-good cinema, and a lesson in what not to do when adapting a beloved literary classic. Get ready to laugh, cringe, and question the state of modern comedy as you bear witness to one of the worst films of all time.

"Geostorm" (2017)

"Geostorm" - a film so intense, it'll have you on the edge of your seat... from boredom. Gerard Butler stars as a satellite designer who must race against time to save the world from a network of satellites gone haywire, which have caused natural disasters all over the globe. With a script that feels like it was written by a grade school student, special effects that are as outdated as they are unconvincing, and performances that range from wooden to outright phoned in, "Geostorm" is a masterclass in bad filmmaking. It's a must-see for anyone who appreciates the art of unintentional comedy, and a testament to the fact that even big-budget blockbusters can produce a film that's so bad, it's good. Get ready to laugh, cringe, and question the state of modern blockbuster cinema as you bear witness to one of the worst films of all time.

"The Emoji Movie" (2017)

"The Emoji Movie" - a cinematic experience so memorable, it'll stay with you forever... like a bad dream. The film follows the journey of Gene, an emoji who wants to be a "meh" face instead of a "meh" face with a malfunction, as he travels through the world of text messages on a quest to become himself. With a script that lacks any real wit or creativity, animation that looks like it was done on a 1990s computer, and voice acting that will have you wondering how these actors ever managed to make a career in the first place, "The Emoji Movie" is a perfect storm of terrible filmmaking. It's a must-see for anyone who likes to be punished with bland, uninspired content and a lesson in what happens when studios try to cash in on a cultural phenomenon without putting any thought or effort into it. Get ready to be underwhelmed, disappointed, and question why this movie was even made, as you endure one of the worst films of all time.

"Fifty Shades of Grey" (2015)

"Fifty Shades of Grey" - a love story so steamy, it'll set your heart on fire... with boredom. The film follows the relationship between college student Anastasia Steele and billionaire businessman Christian Grey, as they explore their mutual interest in BDSM. With dialogue that reads like a poorly-written fan fiction, performances that are as wooden as they are awkward, and a storyline that lacks any real depth or nuance, "Fifty Shades of Grey" is a triumph of bad filmmaking. It's a must-see for anyone who enjoys a good laugh at the expense of others, and a lesson in what happens when a mediocre book is adapted into a movie without any real thought or care. Get ready to roll your eyes, facepalm, and question why this movie was ever made, as you suffer through one of the worst films of all time.

"The Lone Ranger" (2013)

"The Lone Ranger" - a wild west adventure so thrilling, it'll leave you on the edge of your seat... from disbelief. The film stars Johnny Depp as Tonto, a Comanche warrior who teams up with Armie Hammer's Lone Ranger to stop a group of corrupt railroad workers from destroying their land. With a script that feels like a patchwork of clichés and bad jokes, special effects that would make even the biggest blockbuster fan cringe, and performances that are as stiff as they are hammy, "The Lone Ranger" is a testament to the art of bad filmmaking. It's a must-see for anyone who enjoys watching big-budget trainwrecks unfold before their very eyes, and a lesson in what happens when Hollywood tries to bank on nostalgia without actually putting any thought or effort into it. Get ready to question your own sanity, shake your head in disbelief, and witness the spectacular failure that is "The Lone Ranger".

"After Earth" (2013)

"After Earth" - a sci-fi epic so awe-inspiring, it'll leave you on the edge of your seat... wondering how it managed to be so boring. The film stars Will Smith and Jaden Smith as a father and son who crash-land on a post-apocalyptic Earth, and must journey across the dangerous terrain to save humanity. With a script that is as formulaic as it is predictable, visuals that look like they were done on a budget of ten dollars, and performances that are as wooden as they are emotionless, "After Earth" is a true wonder of bad filmmaking. It's a must-see for anyone who enjoys asking the important questions in life, such as "Why did they bother making this movie?" Get ready to scratch your head, shake your head in disbelief, and witness one of the most forgettable films in recent memory.

"Green Lantern" (2011)

"Green Lantern" - a superhero epic so captivating, it'll leave you on the edge of your seat... from the force of suppressing yawns. The film stars Ryan Reynolds as Hal Jordan, a cocky test pilot who is chosen to become a member of the intergalactic police force known as the Green Lantern Corps. With a script that feels like it was written by a group of third-graders, special effects that are as cheesy as they are unimpressive, and performances that are as wooden as they are bland, "Green Lantern" is a triumph of bad filmmaking. It's a must-see for anyone who enjoys laughing at the expense of big-budget blockbusters, and a lesson in what happens when Hollywood tries to create a superhero movie without putting any real thought or effort into it. Get ready to roll your eyes, facepalm, and question why this movie was ever made, as you endure one of the worst superhero films of all time.

"The Love Guru" (2008)

"The Love Guru" - a romantic comedy so hilarious, it'll leave you on the edge of your seat... from the pain of cringing. The film stars Mike Myers as Guru Pitka, an American-born spiritualist who travels to India to find himself and ends up becoming the world's leading expert on love. With a script that is as vulgar as it is unfunny, a cast of characters who are as offensive as they are annoying, and a performance from Myers that is as self-indulgent as it is tone-deaf, "The Love Guru" is a masterpiece of bad filmmaking. It's a must-see for anyone who enjoys cringing at the sight of a once-great comedian flailing on the big screen, and a lesson in what happens when Hollywood tries to bank on a one-joke premise without actually putting any real thought or effort into it. Get ready to shake your head in disbelief, groan at every lame joke, and pray for the end of this interminable disaster.

"The House Bunny" (2008)

"The House Bunny" - a comedy so clever, it'll leave you on the edge of your seat... from the irony of calling it a "comedy." The film stars Anna Faris as Shelley, a former Playboy Bunny who finds herself out of a job and becomes the house mother of a sorority full of socially awkward girls. With a script that is as shallow as it is predictable, a plot that feels like it was ripped off from a dozen other movies, and humor that is as forced as it is unfunny, "The House Bunny" is a triumph of bad scripting. It's a must-see for anyone who enjoys laughing at the expense of lazy writing and a complete lack of originality. Get ready to shake your head in disbelief, question the purpose of this movie, and pray for the return of intelligent comedies, as you endure one of the most formulaic and uninspired films of recent memory.

"Epic Movie" (2007)

"Epic Movie" - a parody so epic, it'll leave you on the edge of your seat... from the shock of realizing it's not actually epic. The film takes aim at various blockbuster movies and pop culture phenomena, but falls flat on its face with its uninspired humor, crass gags, and cheap shots. With a script that is as lazy as it is unoriginal, a cast of characters who are as forgettable as they are annoying, and a plot that feels like it was cobbled together from scraps of other, better comedies, "Epic Movie" is a triumph of bad filmmaking. It's a must-see for anyone who enjoys cringing at the sight of lowbrow humor and a complete lack of wit, and a lesson in what happens when Hollywood tries to cash in on the parody genre without putting any real thought or effort into it. Get ready to roll your eyes, shake your head in disbelief, and question why this movie was ever made, as you endure one of the most painful movie-going experiences of all time.